Golden Pineapple
Golden Pineapple
Golden Pineapple is here for a short run and it’s as loud, rare, and dialed-in as it gets. This small-batch banger blends White Widow with Cinderella 99, bringing tropical punch and sharp citrus with a crystal-clear head high that doesn't sacrifice body ease. Grown in limited release and hand-trimmed with care, this is boutique-grade freshness that doesn’t stick around long.
Scent & Effects
Scent & Effects
Golden Pineapple pops with sour pineapple candy, lemon zest, and a creamy pine backdrop. It's got that exotic fruit funk on the inhale and finishes with a crisp citrus peel that lingers. The effects are instant clearheaded, talkative, mentally lit up then cruise into a relaxed, tension-free body state without ever pulling you under. It’s built for daytime float with zero drag.
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Words that get you lifted
Shawnee W.
Medium/small buds absolutely frosted to the gills and displaying deep purples give this strain great bag appeal.
Travis S.
Wow. First the smell, it reeeeks! Beautiful triched out smalls. The high is intense. It's def hybrid but also hits with a serious body numbness. Tastes like it's name.
Steven S.
Nugs are small but just as fire as bigger nugs. Great way to smoke on a budget!
Shawnee W.
I'll start by saying this feels like a step up from previous pickups. It's wet and terpy. Lovely, bouncy consistency.
Jeremy W.
This strain was berry delicious! Nice dark purple buds that reek of gas and fruit punch.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is your cannabis legal to ship?
Is your cannabis legal to ship?
Yes. Everything we offer is compliant with federal regulations and legal to ship within the U.S. We only carry cannabis products that meet the legal threshold and can be safely and discreetly delivered to your door.
Will your cannabis make me fail a drug test?
Will your cannabis make me fail a drug test?
Yes, it can. While our products are federally legal, they may still cause a positive result on standard drug tests. If you're subject to testing, we recommend using caution before consuming.
How fresh is your flower?
How fresh is your flower?
Freshness is our priority. We work directly with our craft growers and move products quickly, so what you receive hasn’t been sitting on shelves. Everything is packed to preserve aroma, potency, and flavor—just like it left the farm.
How discreet is the packaging?
How discreet is the packaging?
All orders ship in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of cannabis on the outside. Inside, your products are sealed in odor-proof, protective materials to ensure privacy and quality.
What if something goes wrong with my order?
What if something goes wrong with my order?
We’ve got you covered. If there’s ever an issue—whether it’s a shipping delay, wrong item, or damage—we’ll make it right. Just contact our support team and we’ll take care of it quickly.