Amsterdam Cheese
Amsterdam Cheese
Amsterdam Cheese (60% Sativa / 40% Indica) is a real-deal Amsterdam cut—none of that knockoff “cheese” you see stateside. This is the original funk straight from the source, loud and savory like a bag of shredded parmesan cracked open in a warm room. It’s our diamond-tier pick for one reason: the flavor is unforgettable. Bold, creamy, and salty with a nose that cuts through the jar before you even crack it. The high is just as dialed—euphoric, creative, and clean, with a soft body float that makes it perfect for any time of day without slowing you down.
Scent & Effects
Scent & Effects
This one hits like warm parmesan or aged cheddar—salty, funky, and rich with a creamy backdrop. The inhale gives you herbal pine and sharp dairy, while the exhale leaves behind a nutty, skunky finish that coats the tongue. It smells like it tastes, and it tastes like nothing else—pure imported gas and cheese. Effects ride up behind the eyes, pushing euphoria and focus without anxiety, then mellow out into a soft, floaty body feel. Perfect for when you want to vibe, create, or just enjoy really good weed.
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Words that get you lifted
Shawnee W.
Medium/small buds absolutely frosted to the gills and displaying deep purples give this strain great bag appeal.
Travis S.
Wow. First the smell, it reeeeks! Beautiful triched out smalls. The high is intense. It's def hybrid but also hits with a serious body numbness. Tastes like it's name.
Steven S.
Nugs are small but just as fire as bigger nugs. Great way to smoke on a budget!
Shawnee W.
I'll start by saying this feels like a step up from previous pickups. It's wet and terpy. Lovely, bouncy consistency.
Jeremy W.
This strain was berry delicious! Nice dark purple buds that reek of gas and fruit punch.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is your cannabis legal to ship?
Is your cannabis legal to ship?
Yes. Everything we offer is compliant with federal regulations and legal to ship within the U.S. We only carry cannabis products that meet the legal threshold and can be safely and discreetly delivered to your door.
Will your cannabis make me fail a drug test?
Will your cannabis make me fail a drug test?
Yes, it can. While our products are federally legal, they may still cause a positive result on standard drug tests. If you're subject to testing, we recommend using caution before consuming.
How fresh is your flower?
How fresh is your flower?
Freshness is our priority. We work directly with our craft growers and move products quickly, so what you receive hasn’t been sitting on shelves. Everything is packed to preserve aroma, potency, and flavor—just like it left the farm.
How discreet is the packaging?
How discreet is the packaging?
All orders ship in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of cannabis on the outside. Inside, your products are sealed in odor-proof, protective materials to ensure privacy and quality.
What if something goes wrong with my order?
What if something goes wrong with my order?
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